Emilia Clarke Has Lost Her Dragons and Her Butt Plug

Emilia Clarke Has Lost Her Dragons and Her Butt Plug

With season six of Game of Thrones just weeks away some people are understandably pretty anxious and grumpy. Why can’t they just release the new season already? The wildly popular fantasy show based on the equally popular book series has made fantasy fans out of just about everyone. Who doesn’t love infinitely complex political struggles

With season six of Game of Thrones just weeks away some people are understandably pretty anxious and grumpy. Why can’t they just release the new season already? The wildly popular fantasy show based on the equally popular book series has made fantasy fans out of just about everyone. Who doesn’t love infinitely complex political struggles peppered with magic and dragons? Gratuitous boobs and sex are also a great plus. This season will hopefully answer, what the f*@#$ happened to Jon Snow?

Of course, that isn’t the only cliffhanger from the last season. Emilia Clarke who plays Daenerys Targaryen Mother of Dragons was also stuck in a very precarious situation because of her douchebag dragons. But just because Emilia plays the stiff upper lipped Queen doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how to have a little fun off camera. She parodies her own very famous “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!” scene. What would the Mother of Dragons misplace in modern day society?

As you can see, even Daenerys has to wait way too long for an Uber. Who knew she relied on Spanx that much? She even asks where her cleavage is, though if you looked at her latest red carpet appearance you can see she has an ample bosom. Though if you’re a guy and a Game of Thrones fan, chances are you’ve freeze framed her very sexy disrobing scene way back in season one. Finally we get to the meatier things she’s lost. Apparently her butt plug as well as her boyfriend have gone missing. If she can’t find either, I volunteer as tribute. Either way, I can’t wait for the new season to both entertain me and made me want to jump off a cliff and if you’re reading this then that probably means I’m with good company. The new season comes out April 24th and a river of tears will probably appear that day too.

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